Birthdate - 2/26/79
Ht - 6'1"
Wt - "i don't know,,, 9?"
Hair Style - More gay than Liberace
Eye color - Hazel
Batting Average - 348, 67 homers
Hobbies - Amy
Turn Ons - Watching scenes of the Hindenburg Crash, Fruit Salad
Turn Offs - Fitchburg state, Bass players, Queso
Influences -"The Kelly Family"
Number of times I've hit Jake - 462 (as of 2/9/98)
Favorite song by Lurleen - " Bagged Me A Homer"
Quotes - "Whoa! ,., that smells"
"I love Jesse, Jesse Lex, like I love rolling around with Pigs"